Governor Sparkle Goes to Texas Freedom Network, then Princess Sparkle Goes to Majestic Ball

June 21st was a big day for Governor and Princess Sparkle. Governor Sparkle went to Texas Freedom Network and hobnobbed with politicos. It was a low-key bit educational affair.

On the Uber trip Governor Sparkle transformed to Princess Sparkle, with the glamour that we all love. Princess Sparkle was in fine form, flirting and dispensing garbled cliches, as only she can do.

The major takeaway from the ball is that the LGBTQ community is not going anywhere. These people are fierce and deserve a leader worthy of its community. Even with all her charm and beauty, Princess Sparkle is not that leader. Even with all her equivocal and perhaps to some, indesipherable utterances, Governor Sparkle isn't the leader either.

In the next decade that leader worthy of the community will emerge. When that happens cisgender Texans watch out. Your lives will never going to be the same.